You know when you were little and your parents would try and bribe you to eat your vegetables?" Come on honey, they're good for you and they will make you strong". You sat there with crocodile tears pouring out of your eyes, snot running down your nose, breathing like it was your last breath and trying to say something like, "I can't, I don't like it, I'm going to get sick." Then came the bribe, "if you eat them, you can get dessert". "I don't care" you scream as if dogs were ripping your flesh from your bones. "But its your favorite,blah, blah, blah." All of sudden you start to sit up and make a deal with Mom about how many you have to eat to get dessert. Then comes dessert, sweet mother of God ,this was worth eating those green things. I like to think of session beer of the vegetables of the world. Look over to the right at the events page. See anything you like? That my friends is some mighty good dessert. Now eat your vegetables.
JUST THE FACTS
- Dan Bengel
- Hello there, maybe you found this site because you are really unlucky, or maybe I told you about it. Whatever the case may be, you now owe me a beer! This is not some fancy blog, with me posting on it all day, but one that has "just the facts". You know, the important things in life. The tap list, events coming up, and specials. Yeah, I'm even going to comment on some of the stuff I will be doing here. So get me that beer and relax, the show is getting ready to start.
Thursday, May 24, 2007
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