I had to go to the doctor today for a checkup. My blood pressure was 12o minute over 90 minute. My blood work came back with abnormally high lupulin levels. The colonoscopy showed several hop pockets. I was coming home and got pulled over by the police. I blew a 0.95 ibu's. Yeah kids it was a lot of hops, but you crazy folks from New York, Philly, Harrisburg and good old Baltimore and oh yeah, the next big hot town, Spring Mount came and drank and ate and I hope had a great time. More stuff about this fine time later as I got to go somewhere. Thanks to everybody from the kitchen staff to the waiters and waitress and Ms. Kim and Sara "Hop Rocks" and some guy named John Ortino. That name sound so familiar.
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Swear'in to GOD, I've never run into that much freak'in hop!!!! in one place in my life!!!!!!!!
Doctor said next time, apply SPF45 to my tongue.......to avoid hop burn.
Wander'in again Joe
Nice SMITHS reference!! I'm sorry I didn't make it (again), Dan. Actually I WAS planning on going still after I got out of work, it was midnite. I called Ortino's to see how late people would be sticking around and somebody said the bar would be closed in a half hour. So I didn't bother. Damn it.
I bet you were happy in the hails of a drunken hour, but heaven knows you're miserable now....heheheheh
That's the only problem out here in the mean streets of Z-ville, they lock the town down after midnight because of the BA curfew. And Joe, doesn't Dogfish make a SPF 90?
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